How It Works

 


Q. What is RocketGrab and “high octane social shopping”?

A. RocketGrab is a website that provides a service. That service is finding HUGE discounts of up to 90% off and helping you to get them quick. THAT, my friends, is “high octane social shopping”. Discount shopping with gusto.


Q. How do you do that? Does this have something to do with the black market?

A. Nope, no black market involved. We just find the deals. YOU make it happen. We provide a gathering place for people who like saving money (and who don’t mind our quirky, cheesy sense of humor). If this doesn’t describe you, now would be a good time to exit this page (go be crazy elsewhere please).

Now, on to business! Where were we? Oh yes…

Participating in a RocketGrab Deal is kind of like looting (but legal and you don’t have to break any glass to get the goodies).  RocketGrab will even bring the deal to you! All you have to do is take it, kind of like reverse trick-or-treating. You can even wear a costume if you want (we recommend rocket suits).

The gist is this: You (and hopefully  twenty bajillion other deal-hungry predators) “grab” the deal by  buying in to it. If the number reaches the required amount listed, the deal is “launched” and everyone who bought in saves big bucks. Simpler than you thought, eh? It ain’t rocket science!

Yes, that pun was totally intended. Bathe in its cheesy goodness.


Q. Okay, okay, I get it! I want in. What do I gotta do?

A. Here’s how you get ‘er done:

  1. Join the crew (blood and soul not required). We’ll email you alerts every time there’s a deal about to launch or you can simply check our site regularly. We’ll never go behind your back, surprise you, or forsake you. We won’t share your email address with spammers either. We’re not mean like that. Pinky swear! Friends to the end, fo’ reals.
  2. “Grab” the deal (buy into it, if it doesn’t launch, you don’t lose a penny). Hold on tight.
  3. Tell friends, imaginary friends, family, co-workers, strangers, babies, pets, etc. so they can grab up to 90% off too and help you “launch” the deal. This is a great way to measure the value of your relationships. Good people like RocketGrab. If they’re not down with saving money, they might be crazy and/or evil like Mr. Potter in “It’s A Wonderful Life”. Intervention by a confused, wingless angel may be necessary.
  4. Once the deal closes, you win and your savings certificate will be granted to you. Go about your merry way, mirthfully frolicking about with the satisfaction of saving way more money than everybody else not in on that deal! Go ahead and rub it in their faces too. Envy makes for great marketing and if they decide to show you up by grabbing deals themselves, you  still win. Muahahahahahahaha! (Our fancypants egghead lawyers are telling me you should “check individual deal details as instructions and closing dates/times vary”. )
  5. Repeat steps 2-5 over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Got it now? You will. RocketGrab it.

Have specific questions? Visit our FAQ section, or click the Chat Now button to speak with a deal technician.

 

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